Man On Roof Joke

A man walked into a doctor s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Man on roof joke.

Hanging hundreds of feet off the ground he yells god please help me many times until there is a thunderous voice overhead that says do you believe in me. He starts panicking knowing he can t swim. Man is walking next to a cliff when suddenly the earth gives away he he falls over the edge yet manages to grab ahold of a plant growing out of the side of the cliff. A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.

This man happens to be a priest and decides that god will save him. The man on the roof on his house during a great flood joke it had been raining for days and days and a great flood had come over the land. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A lifeboat comes along asking the priest if he wants any help.

There is a huge flood and a man sits on his roof. As the waters rose higher and higher a man in a rowboat appeared and told him to get in. I am over 18. More subtitled videos by me.

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A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me. A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. I d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.

The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. My friend and i were talking about repairing his roof over the next week because the recent storm took off a few portions. The next day i saw advertisements all over facebook. And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour every hour now by following us on twitter or liking us on facebook.

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.